05/24/17
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its been ages and i still have 460 of yall what did i do to deserve you guys <3
04/05/17
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googlebts:

YES
YES
YES

04/04/17
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marionep:

uwannagom8:

hammerings:

you-angsty-shit:

princebxte:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
‘insert peanuts’
‘gradually become irritated’
‘cresc., or not’
‘untie slip knot’
‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

duck

boss stage music

Always reblog the Death Waltz. Always.

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE

04/04/17
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may:

when you’re trying to confirm time sensitive plans with a friend and they’re not answering

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sherlockedtrekkie:

cinnamees:

khaleesibeyonce:

I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE

oh

[X]

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fantastic-nonsense:

ofsonnetsandstarfleet:

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

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whimmy-bam:

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cloperella:

I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies. 
Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. 

Well done, Disney. 

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

This movie is a treasure.

04/04/17
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hill-creature:

mika-3mk29a:

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like
it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand
so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

04/04/17
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Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest

abeautyisbeast:

I mean look at this shit 

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Bitch just grabbed a cherry 

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“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork 

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This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne  

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Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS

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Originally posted by olicity-i-believe-in-you

In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song 

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

This is…so me

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crescentia-tamarind:

jetpack-jenny:

boss-of-the-plains:

mogifire:

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

Still looks awesome

bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves

All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.

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pr1nceshawn:

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

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